What are 10 things I should know that will make me quit my job this year?

1. You will never be happy working in the life of a cubical dweller. You may try to stay to yourself and do your job but others will seek you out to draw comparisons for their benefit. They just might want your seat because you have a better view.
2. You have to get up early 5 days a week.
3. You have to sit in traffic or shoulder to shoulder with some guy who doesn’t believe in showering to get to work.
4. Your boss always changes the priorities because his boss is always changing his priorities.
5. If you do a great job, get your work done on time, never call in sick you might get a cost of living adjustmetn sorry that is a raise.
6. You can go in tomorrow and be told never to come back.
7. You have to watch everything that comes out of your mouth for fear offending anyone who might hear you say something as mundane as “God Bless”
8. You can only eat at noon. anything else is eating on their time.
9. Your Boss is timing your bathroom breaks in order to hold it against you at review time.
10. You never get home on time.